Ebonics Translator

Three Little Piggies in Ebonics

Dis here lil pig jet ta market;
Dis here lil pig be layin back in da cut;
Dis here lil pig had roast beef;
Dis here lil pig had jack sh*t;
Dis here lil pig said, "Wee, wee!
ah can't find muh ma fuckin way home."