Ebonics Translator

Voicemails

Long ago, you could have left a voicemail, which we would have immortalized forever on this site.

The voicemail number is no longer available, but you can still listen to the archive and laugh!


Date
Message
03-28-2000
Hey baby Ally. I just got your number off your site. I just wanted to let you know you've got a great site, and all that. So, have a nice day and i'll talk to you later. You can reach me at area code ... later.
03-20-2000
... Yo, watup dawg. I be on yo' site and it be off the hook. Peace out, I gotta bounce.
03-16-2000
I absolutely love your website. I've never laughed, laughed harder. Uhh, My name is Greg I'm down here is south florida. I'm actually coming up with, uhh, a kinda funny version of Unix called Ebunix. Umm, where all the commands will be in Ebonics. I wondered if you would be... so willing to... lend me / let me borrow... if I give you credit for your, Umm, ebonics translate.cgi. Umm. I'm gonna send you some email, it's, if you wanna, if you could send me that cgi. I hope it's in Perl. That would be great. It's ... and , uhh, I will be having my, uhh, nee, uhh, U, uhh, U, U. *No no no, I'm talking to the guy.* I'll have that, uhh, graphics up in just a little bit and I'll give you some credit if you could send me the cgi. Thanks. *I'm on the phone*.
03-04-2000
Hi, my name is Jenna and I just have to tell you you've got a great page. It's hillarious and my and my friends get a kick out of it. Umm, keep up the great work, alight? See yah.
02-29-2000
Good evening my name is Paula and I like the ebonic page. It's funny, it's working. I wanted to tell you, keep up the good work, and I can be reached at ... have a nice day.
02-18-2000
Some guy growling into the phone. Sounds kinda weird.
02-07-2000
La, la lala.
01-27-2000
Sup, nigga. What cho be doin' bra? Man, I know you be all up in that ass right now. Shit, yo ?? tomorow gimma a call back when you get home. Aaight, peace out.
01-13-2000
Hey Joel, you need to figure out a way to, uhh, identify the new, uhh, sorry about that, identify new Ebonics that come out such as bling-bling. I have no idea what that means. I'm curious what that might mean. And uh, need a ways where we can put that word in and figure out what that really means, uhh, in regular english. So, do the flip flop on the translator.
01-09-2000
Yo, that shit was like, the bomb, yo. Know what I mean?
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